This is Dan’s butler. It seems Dan killed himself two Tuesdays ago because he didn’t get to see the season finale of Frasier.

The note found on his body read:

“Darn, I didn’t get to see Frasier. That sucks. Well, I guess I’ll kill myself. Goodbye, cruel world, and cruel faulty cable TV. Jeeves, if you find […]

This sucks. I was pretty excited about seeing the Frasier season finale tonight at 9:00, and look at this crap!

I’m sure you can make out the “NBC 11 News” on that top picture, right? It’s actually not as bad as those pictures make it look, because the washed-out white areas are just an artifact of […]

Just to give everyone some information:

Instant Messaging

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Oh, well, nobody called. Guess I’ll go grab some lunch.

So much stuff. See, I’ve gotten so behind on posting things in LiveJournal that it’s gotten to be kind of like high school calculus. In other words, I lack the will to even try to catch up with it, because I know it will take a long time.
See, if you were right here in front […]

I’m beginning to get worried about Erica. We were kind of upset the last time we spoke (I was becoming annoyed at her aversion to the concept of marriage, NO, not to me, just the institution of marriage itself), but it’s not like her to just boycott me, especially for this long with no warning.
For […]

I don’t know if I’ve said this here before, but those Saturn Ion commercials really rock my world. They just give me a cool feeling… Anyway, go watch them and tell me what you think. My favorite is “Prom” (The song is “Forever Young” by Alphaville.)
Can you imagine when this race is won?
Turn our golden […]

Rap. I didn’t use to hate it, until I had to hear it this whole freakin’ year.
It’s great how any rap song that in any way involves women (excuse me, I mean ‘hos’) is just the lyrical equivalent of Joe—it’s a bunch of bullshit, with the sole intention of getting the maximum amount of ass. […]

Hi! I’m back from Disneyland, and I’m putting off the long post where I write all about that trip. But I do want to go ahead and post this survey, which I’ve been getting around to for a while. I gave a similar poll a while ago, but (a) not everyone took it and (b) […]