take the nerd test.
Seems the mewing.net girl is named Laura, and seems she’s also cute she used to be cute in high school. Looks like now she’s only okay-looking. (Why the hell do I care what she looks like? Ok, as of now, I officially don’t.) But she does say “meow.” Damn her cuteness!
This is […]

I just saw a Saturn commercial. The premise was: People and cars have their roles reversed. There were people standing around with “For Sale” signs hung around their necks, and the cars were driving around empty. Then some cars went to a “People dealership.” The people were standing around like mannequins. There was one guy […]

Looky, looky!
I am seriously the god of coding, because twelve hours ago, I couldn’t have written a “hello, world” in Perl. But now this is done!
You guys should try out this toolbar:

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I just spent about two hours last night trying to ruin everything with Erica. I know that it doesn’t make any sense, I mean, she’s the only part of my life that’s making me happy, and she does a wonderful job of making me happy. I know our first kiss will probably stay in my […]

Tia, my ex-girlfriend just got asked out. She said yes. Woohoo for her! I, for one, am very happy for her. Feels good to be happy about that.

The moment I first saw “Ready.gov” two days ago, I thought it was a ripe target for parody. I immediately set about downloading the entire site, planning to do a complete spoof of it. Unfortunately, three things have come up that have made my endeavor impossible.
* First, I have wasted many hours on this and […]

Wow, dDOSs suck. I couldn’t see LJ all day. I think I’ll post later on.

[Note: Interpret “today” as “Feb. 20″ since I couldn’t that post day due to the dDOS.]
I got a phone call from my dad today… he was fired from his new job (he’s had the job since around Christmas) when he returned from about a week or so of being out sick. He missed about a […]

Here’s the picture(s) I said I’d take last week.
Hope they’re not too terrible.
Later, I’m off to lunch.
[Edit 1:19PM: Posted a second picture from the same session.]
[Edit 11-25-2003, 12:00AM: Ugly pictures removed by public demand.]

The movie Contact is on TBS right now. Bill Clinton plays himself in it, and seeing him, I realized just how much I miss him.